Steps to Having the Perfect Mother's Day

• Sleep late.


• Have your husband make you corn muffins and tea.


• Rake in the gifts.


• Jewelry, 60 GIG Ipod Video, Gift Certificate to your favorite clothing store, the best gift – a beautiful card made by your youngest son.


• Go to the movies ALONE, to see a pure popcorn movie.


• Go spend your gift certificate on clothes 2 SIZES SMALLER than you bought 5 months ago.


• Get picked up by the husband, go get fed at his grandmother’s.


• Come home and load your new Ipod with the absolute coolest of stuff.


• Finish a baby bolero that looked pretty bad in progress but looks adorable after finishing:



• Call for your jury duty instructions for Monday only to be told it’s been postponed for a week.


• Collapse into bed.

I hope everyone’s Mother’s Day rocked as much as mine!